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The Top 5 Ways to Annoy Your Boss



1. When asking for some days off, wait as long as possible, and try to arrange for other team members to ask for the same free days. Make sure to buy flight tickets before requesting days off.
2. When you send an email message to your manager, make the number of people in the Cc proportional to the number of complaints in that message. If it’s really serious, send the Cc to the whole organization.
3. Your standard reply for any team problem should be that communication by management is abysmal. If your manager doesn’t agree, ignore him.
4. Tell your manager you cannot find a document if it doesn’t have a direct hyperlink on the homepage of the organization’s intranet. Use this same argument for any of the 100,000 documents in the organization.
5. Dig up an old e-mail message that you ignored 3 months earlier, and reply to it as if you only received it an hour ago. But first verify that any need for an answer has long faded away.


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